Yo carlos, how do I contact you????
PS: I love you tambien. :)
Well, it will be rather awkward if I asked you to trust me, but I am awkward, so I am going to go ahead and request you to do so anyway. :-DThe thing is, trust me, I’m weirder than any other human specimen that I have ever set my eyes on. And any other human specimen you have ever set your eyes upon either.But if you would read the above sentence, you would realize that what I just said actually contradicts my own statement, for I have claimed that I am weirder than any human being that I have seen. That must imply, each time I see myself or my reflection in the mirror or any other substance that is capable of reproducing my facial image, my weirdness must increase as:(i) I have stated that I am weirder than any human being I have seen. If my weirdness was a quantity, say, “x”, and every other human being “y” quantity, I could reach the inference X > Y, where {x, y = any human}(ii) A general assumption is that I am human. This implies I am related to both the LHS and the RHS. => I am weirder than myself. The sentence itself is an oxymoron, so there lies shattered my hypothesis.(iii) Oh, wait. It could be true. If my weirdness increased before I checked myself in the mirror, it would thus lead us to the inferenceX>Y, even under the mirror condition. For that to be true, x must increase periodically, or to be more specific, each time I looked in the mirror. Thus, X is directly proportionate to the # of times I look in the mirror, and is indirectly proportionate to the time (lets keep the unit in hours, I am not particularly fond of looking at my ugly face) that I do not look at myself, ie, time when my eyes are not in contact with my own reflection. But then again, there could be an argument that I have not met every single human being. But a hypothesis that cannot be proven wrong over a time period may be considered as a theory itself, so I will stick with my version. To the trashcan with Heisenberg’s Uncertainly principle, human beings are not electrons.
Or wait, there’s a simple solution to the whole issue. Simple exclude human from set of X.
ð The weirdness does not belong to a human
ð I am not a human.
