My old orkut profile..."About me" section.
i listen to all types of musiccccccccccc!!!
i love to make new frendzzzzz!!
And if this is the type of profile you are looking for,Move along, for god's sake.
I happen to be very idiosyncratic; learn to deal with it.
Get over it, or just move along.
Go ahead, add me, for I truly enjoy new friends.. but NOT when they:-
*Keep on telling me they love me. God. You don't even know me... how on earth do you guys wish so openly to get castigated??
*well, i do not suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so i guess it won't kill you if you use the proper terms and words when your talking to me.
*Ah. yes. Term me "dear" or "honey" or "bebe" or "baby" or any other wimpy-wampy-softy-cuddly terms.
I'l personally oversee your cruel destruction if you attempt to do so.
*Give me some cheap country song's lyrics as a testimonial... and claim it's your own poem. Even though i do not enjoy it, I happen to listen to country music, so try some other genre instead.True, i did accept them in the beginning, but i've sort of.. gotten nauseated at the number of fake testimonials coming in.
If you don't actually mean them, well, don't you dare even attempt to put them up.
I swear, you'll be censured to the level 'till when you'd prefer to slap yourself with an oversized tuna and kill yourself. And i wont even offer cyanide then. Heh.
If you feel you do not fall under the above category, add me by all means.
oh yes, I dont follow the... cough...new revolutions of english like
exxxxxxxxxxxxxtending letters, or
typin impropr eng cuz i act. dnt no d full spellin, or perhapsi no eng, its jst that im lzy 2 type it out, or
shit, i wanna be fucking cool, so imma friggin curse every shittin' two words, you sucka SOB... or
im trying teh (/ter, depends on who your trying to impersonate) be ghetto, so imma talk as if imma gangsta or
any other manner in which...er.. the language of english has tended to...evolve, shall i say?...over the past few years.
If i recognize the type of english your trying to converse with me in, I sincerely will try to reciprocate in the same manner, but if i fail to do so, forgive me for humbly dwelling in the boundries of queen's english.
Disclaimer: Add me at your own risk. I won't do you any harm if it's vice versa. So far, I've reported two males who have attempted to force a minor (me) into turning on her web camera. Miami Cyber police find that particualr assault pretty nasty, guys. Oh, and my typos, I commit a lot. Please do tell me when ive made a mistake.
Once again, I'd like to reinforce the fact i'm cool, if you are.
Cheers,love and some red hot chili peppers for this void world,Yours &c.
i love to make new frendzzzzz!!
And if this is the type of profile you are looking for,Move along, for god's sake.
I happen to be very idiosyncratic; learn to deal with it.
Get over it, or just move along.
Go ahead, add me, for I truly enjoy new friends.. but NOT when they:-
*Keep on telling me they love me. God. You don't even know me... how on earth do you guys wish so openly to get castigated??
*well, i do not suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so i guess it won't kill you if you use the proper terms and words when your talking to me.
*Ah. yes. Term me "dear" or "honey" or "bebe" or "baby" or any other wimpy-wampy-softy-cuddly terms.
I'l personally oversee your cruel destruction if you attempt to do so.
*Give me some cheap country song's lyrics as a testimonial... and claim it's your own poem. Even though i do not enjoy it, I happen to listen to country music, so try some other genre instead.True, i did accept them in the beginning, but i've sort of.. gotten nauseated at the number of fake testimonials coming in.
If you don't actually mean them, well, don't you dare even attempt to put them up.
I swear, you'll be censured to the level 'till when you'd prefer to slap yourself with an oversized tuna and kill yourself. And i wont even offer cyanide then. Heh.
If you feel you do not fall under the above category, add me by all means.
oh yes, I dont follow the... cough...new revolutions of english like
exxxxxxxxxxxxxtending letters, or
typin impropr eng cuz i act. dnt no d full spellin, or perhapsi no eng, its jst that im lzy 2 type it out, or
shit, i wanna be fucking cool, so imma friggin curse every shittin' two words, you sucka SOB... or
im trying teh (/ter, depends on who your trying to impersonate) be ghetto, so imma talk as if imma gangsta or
any other manner in which...er.. the language of english has tended to...evolve, shall i say?...over the past few years.
If i recognize the type of english your trying to converse with me in, I sincerely will try to reciprocate in the same manner, but if i fail to do so, forgive me for humbly dwelling in the boundries of queen's english.
Disclaimer: Add me at your own risk. I won't do you any harm if it's vice versa. So far, I've reported two males who have attempted to force a minor (me) into turning on her web camera. Miami Cyber police find that particualr assault pretty nasty, guys. Oh, and my typos, I commit a lot. Please do tell me when ive made a mistake.
Once again, I'd like to reinforce the fact i'm cool, if you are.
Cheers,love and some red hot chili peppers for this void world,Yours &c.
posted by And no. I'm not idiosyncratic. Move along. @ 1:37 PM
1 Comments:
At 11/01/2006 6:08 AM,
Anonymous said…
You think someone would have actually read the whole thing on orkut?one thing i know for sure on orkut is that guyz are so damn void they don read ur damn profile before the scrap or add you!
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